sehnsuchttraum replied to your post: but i don’t want the flu wine will help with…
christ we’re still on the same sickness schedule.
oh god of course we are. of course. although i think this is just a new manifestation of the thing i had in april.
Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
Yes Mrs. Cosby!
She was not playing either, had her reading finger out and err thang.
Love Her.
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lace-me-tighter:Love me lavender <3.
enchantedeccentricity: ooooh I WANT THIS!!! Tumblr brings out my inner greed.
Matthew Gray Gubler (on the beginning of his modeling career)
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Fernando Falcone. La educación (Editorial Visor), 2006. Mixta digital y dibujo.
gpoy. ugh.
yall clearly have a different interpretation of that phrase because last time I checked, being “good in bed” does not mean:
- Following the lady’s suggestion for all of five seconds before going back to what you were doing before (you know, the thing that she suggested you CHANGE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOT GO BACK TO DOING)
- Basic in-and-out thrusting of the penis into the vagina without even bothering to put a stray hand near her clit
OR
- DO put your stray hand near her clit, but DO IT ALL WRONG. Without stopping. Despite her protests.
- Coming before she does. In this case, ladies first. I’m dead serious.
- Automatically trying out your patented Super Swirly Go Lucky Tongue Kiss Technique (tm) that you swear winds all the ladies afterward and acting confused when it doesn’t faze This Woman, at which you’re all out of mouth moves
- Saying “I’m good in bed”
- Expecting a blowjob right off the bat before you do anything for her. HAHAHA here’s the door good sir.
So yeah. “I’m good in bed” Guys: again, here is the door. Do let it bump your asses on the way out.
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“I only believe in abortions in cases of rape.”
Can we take a second to analyze this statement?
If you were truly “pro-life”, you would value the fetus no matter what circumstance it was conceived through. What you’re actually more concerned with is whether or not the pregnant person’s sex life abides by your personal set of morals.
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